Impulse 2

Two people on a date. In the car.

1- (singing) Oh the weather outside is frightful-
2- Really? You're gonna sing that now?
1- Yeah, why not?
2- i dont know, i just dont understand what made you think of it...
1- The weather, obviously.
2- Oh. That makes sence.
1- uh-huh.
2- So.. Frosty the snowman?
1- what?
2- Is that the song you will be singing next?
1- haha i could... but i was thinking chestnuts roasting on an open fire.
2- Chestnuts? you know when you go to the mall and they have those little shops?
1- Yeah?
2- that just reminded me of it.
1- why?
2- Because, you know the shop where they sell those chestnuts with the brown sugar on them- sooo gooood!
1- you're crazy! ha
2- You're crazy, chestnut man!
1- No I'm not!.... (singing) jack Frost nippin at your nose
2- point proven.

The Bus

Two people sitting next to each other on a bus.

1- K. There were two muffins in an oven-
2- I already know this joke.
1- Fine. Why did the girl fall off the swing?
2- I already know this joke too..
1- ... Do you wanna know what would be the worst thing ever to endure?
2- No.
1- Why?
2- Because I already know
1- Really?
2- uh-huh
1- What is it then?
2- Sitting next to someone who won't stop talking.
1-... nope. That's not it.
2- oh really, then what is it?
1- Sitting next to someone who thinks they know everything.
2- I knew that...