Rock Out

Rock out. Rock out like you’re in an elevator alone, like you just found your cell phone, like your cover wasn’t blown. Rock out like you didn’t burn your pancakes for the first time, like everyone by you is blind, like you just found a dime. What? No school on Monday? Freak! Rock out!
Rock out like you're Tarzan and you just found Jane, like you're parents surpirsed you with a trip to Spain, like you walk into a bathroom and they have paper towels and not the stupid blow dryers, that never dry. Rock out like a boy goes to hold your hand, like you were stranded on a ship for days, with your crazy uncle, who needs rogaine and you finally found land. Rock out.   

Rock out like you’re making cookies and realize… you do have eggs! Rock out like you were crippled and now have legs, like you have been sober for days. Rock out.

Rock out like you just found a money tree in your back yard! Like you just used your debit card and you just saw an old man in a speedo… now your scarred. Rock out like you're speeding and see a cop but the sucker in-front of you gets pulled over, like you just found a four leaf clover and won the fight with your boyfriend, what a loser. Rock out.

Rock out like you were playing Barbie’s and didn’t get caught, like you actually made a four square knot and you found who you sought.

You just crashed your car, who cares? Rock out.